Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Zombie Apocalypse Pie Chart



I don't have a boat, so it would have to be green. For as long as possible.

9 comments:

  1. I think that, if you were one of the colors besides red, you wouldn't be "average." But that is how it's labeled. An average person would be zombie food, and an above average person would be not on the chart.

    Or maybe I'm just taking it too seriously.

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  2. Good point. It's a bad word choice. Substitute "typical" for "average" and you've got a better chart.

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  3. All I know is my Bushmaster's sighted in at 50 yards and I've got a metric assload of loaded magazines...

    Count me green.

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  4. But your shorter half knows people who have armor AND large off road vehicles and you can, with those folks get to a boat.

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  5. We're close enough to the water that we can Run & Gun all the way to a boat on foot. I can stuff Sweet Daughter into my old ALICE ruck, and away we go!

    And I've got local topos, GPS, and a variety of compasses whose error budgets are known to me. Now all I need is a wind sailor to run the damned thing if we end up on a sailboat, as all I know is the "iron jib". . .

    Vord Verify -- "diers" No, that's the OTHER folks. The ones with PETA and Obama stickers on their Subarus. . .

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  6. I have a truck, clear fields of fire, and a buttload of ammo. This is one scenario where I'm proud to go green.

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  7. I know how to sail, The Bay is close.

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  8. "Taste delicious"

    My God, that's funny!!!

    Count me amongst the green, until I get to JayG's house. What color for "Kill $#@!-loads of Zombies"?



    tweaker

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  9. I am zombie killing God, The only thing I was ever goos at was being a Marine Infantry man, A stone cold Killer praying for war, or in my case the zombie apocolypse! Bring It please, end this useless struggle of living in the real world and make it count. Make it mean life or death, Kill zombies or be Eaten! While most of you will be eaten I will Kill zombies and lead others to the promised land! A zombie free Island where true democracy may reign!

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