Saturday, January 14, 2012

Review Haiku



Uncle Oinker's Savory Bacon Mints
Image from here.

Dusty white gems taste
like Bac~Os® dipp'd in Colgate
Short answer: Just don’t.


3 comments:

  1. I tried Pentuin Mints and was disappointed. Didn't taste like penguin at all. Just normal mints with caffeine. Bummer. I've heard penguins are practically chicken.

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  2. Not completely. Some of them are brave.

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