Mid-life crisis shoes -- cheaper than a convertable.
It's not easy taking pictures of your own feet from this angle. This is the best I've got for now -- I'll update if I get any better ones to add. (That's a hint. If you've got anything from Saturday, please send them to me. If I don't have pictures, it didn't happen, right?)
'You know in the bell curve of bad-assness you are on the far edge. Maybe not as far as female helicopter door gunners but you are closer to her that to the soccer moms...' - someone who wishes to remain anonymous