Until this evening.
Sweet Daughter and I went to our favorite local restaurant and there
were maybe only a half dozen tables filled. Our waiter was professional and
polite, but near the end of the meal, another of our “regular” waitresses came
over and said that our waiter was wondering why a woman was carrying a pistol
in plain sight with a child sitting *right there*.
Being a raging introvert, I have a hard time quickly finding a common
frame of reference when talking to a stranger, especially about guns. Tonight,
my back, knee and ankle hurt. It was chilly and raining. I wasn’t in the mood
to play ambassador, but too bad. When I OC, that’s what I am. So, instead of
muttering “BECAUSE I CAN”, or jumping up on the table with a “Shall not be
infringed!!!”, I smiled and told the waitress to send him over if he wanted to
talk. Instead, she said “Oh, I just told him you were FBI.”
So, as SD and I were paying the bill, our waiter came up and asked “Why?”
Why did I carry a gun? Was I FBI? When I said “no”, he said … “Ah! Police
state!” Once again, I replied in the negative. He insisted I was “police state”.
Again, I denied it. And again. Finally, getting exasperated, I showed him the Hello Kitty stickers. “Police do not have Hello Kitty stickers on their magazines”
I firmly stated. He seemed to agree.
He asked if I needed special permission to carry a pistol, and I
explained that no, I did not if I carried it out in the open. I needed special
permission only if I wanted to cover it up and I showed him my CHP. He seemed genuinely interested in this odd
phenomena, and again he asked … “Why? Why did I do such a thing?”
I pointed at Sweet Daughter and said “To keep her safe.”
Why???
“To keep her safe.” This time, I punctuated it with a look that
indicated I was dead serious. And I saw the light bulb go on over his head and
he smiled at me and nodded.
Well done, Ms. Ambassador!
ReplyDeleteWell, it's better than telling them that it's to prevent sweet daughter from scarfing all the bread sticks.
ReplyDeleteCall me silly, but wouldn't it be nice if we started being asked why we AREN'T packing.........
Well done; great answer.
ReplyDeleteWhen I started carrying concealed it was to keep my family safe and keep me safe so I could come home to my family.
"Because all Amazons carry weapons." Duh.
ReplyDeleteBravo! You handled that beautifully
ReplyDeleteGood for you Lady, and you handled that 'just right'!!!
ReplyDeleteExcellent!!!
ReplyDelete" And I saw the light bulb go on over his head and he smiled at me and nodded."
ReplyDeleteHoly S*&T. Wow.
Just...
AMEN
Rich in NC
Good for You not being Grumpy.
Bravo! Well, played!
ReplyDeleteYou have more Patience than I do. Good Job.
ReplyDeleteWell done!
ReplyDeleteAnd you thought you excelled at nothing....
ReplyDeleteTo keep them safe is my mantra. I hope to God I never have to "protect" my kids, but if called I will not quail in terror.
Good job explaining things on a level that everyone can understand.