Three girls, ages 5 to 8 in the back of the car being silly and loud. Suddenly I hear Sweet Daughter pipe up with "HEY! Let's play rock, paper, scissors, shoot!!"
"rock, paper, scissors, shoot". Ookayy. I can see where "rock" might defend against "shoot", but you'd have to very fast for "scissors" to have a chance. Maybe SD has the right idea after all.
"...of an unsocial, taciturn disposition, unwilling to speak, unless we expect to say something that will amaze the whole room, and be handed down to posterity with all the éclat of a proverb."
- Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
So tell me again, why am I blogging?
What they're saying about me to my face ...
" You're such a badass with a claymore. Even Thor agrees. " phlegmfatale
'You know in the bell curve of bad-assness you are on the far edge. Maybe not as far as female helicopter door gunners but you are closer to her that to the soccer moms...' - someone who wishes to remain anonymous
"rock, paper, scissors, shoot".
ReplyDeleteOokayy.
I can see where "rock" might defend against "shoot", but you'd have to very fast for "scissors" to have a chance.
Maybe SD has the right idea after all.
{snark}
ReplyDeleteYou mean paper doesn't stop bullets? But the Blood Dancers (tm) would rather an abused woman get a court order than a Colt. . .
{/snark}
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