When Sweet Daughter takes a bath, I often sit in the bathroom and play music on computer. Tonight she requested Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA". It was Grandparent's Day at school, and she noted that one the grandparents was a "Camouflage Guy" and they played that song. So, it's been on repeat for over half an hour, and I'm listening to some interesting interpretations of the lyrics, to include "Across the pies of Texas ...".
And the chorus -- instead of:
"And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA."
"And I’ll stand up,
Next to you and still eat today ..."
"And I'll stand up,
Next to you and defeat her still today .."
(I corrected that one right quick.)
And, my favorite:
"And I gladly stand up
Next to you because my feet still hurt today ..."
But after listening to it for close to 45 minutes, I was hearing "Paul is dead", so who am I to critisize?