… of my 29th birthday.
Sweet Daughter gave me a Cold Steel Magnum Kukri Machete, in tacti-kewl black with the 17" blade (now with 20% more Mall Ninja!) Ostensibly, it’s for keeping the vine-covered slope between the yard and the road cleared, but I think it will come in handy for a visual aid once she’s dating.
“Hi, Mrs. R. Is SD home?”
“Yes, she’ll be down in just a minute.”
(With SD not being there to divert him yet, his attention will be drawn to the Cold Steel Magnum Kukri Machete with some of the black paint missing, a few dents in the 17" blade, but still with 20% more Mall Ninja! positioned across my lap.)
“Um, ma’am, can I help you with that?”
“No thank you. I’m just cleaning the blood off the blade before it does any damage.”
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