“You can hang other stuff on it, like a flashlight, or handcuffs.”
::: blink, blink :::
“Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be using it for that”, I said, “I’m not the mall-ninja type.”
“Nope”, he said. “That’s definitely not a MILF rig.”
::: crickets chirping :::
Some time I’ll tell you about the “No analogy involving a cow and a pregnant woman can end well” story. And, yes. I was pregnant at the time. It was actually pretty darn funny.**
But no, I’m not the typical demographic to which this is being marketed. I know I never saw an episode of Miami Vice. But then,
* For instance, we discovered I can functionally draw from this holster with my off-side hand. Yes, from 4 fingers below my armpit.
** Okay, while discussing why belt rigs don't work on me because of my odd proportions, he just now shouted out to no one in particular "SHE'S A SEVEN FOOT TALL SPIDER MONKEY!!"
There was actually a perplexed look on his face as I give him the "I heard that" look.
"You mean I shouldn't have said that with my outside mouth?"